Whatsapp SMS 5 best of the best

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.

All guys left group.

 

 

 

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.

 

 

 

 

 

QUALITYS OF A GOOD GROUP ADMIN.
1- Group ki ekta banaye rakhna.
2- Group ke active members ka hosla badhana.
3- Soye hue members ko jagana.
4- Members ke birthday pe unke ghar pe ice cream bhejna.
5- Weekends me khud ki taraf se party ka aayojan karna.
6- Agar kisi ka mobile kharab ho jaye to use jald se jald apni taraf se gift karna.
7- Saal me ek martaba apni tarafse foreign ki trip ka ayojan karna.
8- Group members ko 3g internet package gift karna.
Aisa hota he ek achcha group admin.
JAGO ADMIN JAGO

 

 

 

 

In a girls whatsapp group…
Girl1: I went on date yesterday.
Girl2: which restaurants?
Girl3: which theater?
Girl4: kaha kaha gaye?
Girl5: kya kya khaya?
Girl6: Gift diya?
Girl7: Bill kitna tha?
Girl8: propose kiya?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl1: OK.

Same situation
Boy1: I went on date yesterday.
Boy2: Bhai Thoka?
Boy3: Bhai Thoka?
Boy4: Bhai Thoka?
Boy5: Bhai Thoka?
Boy6: Bhai Thoka?
Boy7: Bhai Thoka?
Boy8: Bhai Thoka?
Boy1: nahi re sirf dabaye

 

 

 

 

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Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne
Wale group Ka Naam Batao..?

Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye..
Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.