5 Amazing Double Meaning Jokes

Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

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Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
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"Principal"



Man to motel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards.




Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced
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"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!"




What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study?
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100% Attendance ...




Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?