college student Excuse funny

A college student writes to his parents...
"Dear Mom and Dad,
I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my
body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
Your son,

P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late."
A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said,



"Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!