5 best Malayalam Languages funny Sms

wife:enntte -nighty- ayiku

Sardar-ok

Wife-enntte -bra- ayiku

Sar-ok

wife:enntte -pantee ayiku

Sar-ok

wife:Ine melal ente dress idaruthu...

 

 

 

 

Kodiyeri went to Obama-s house..
Kodiyeri:engane ithrayum valiya veedu paninje..

Obama: angu dhoorae ulla oru bridge kando..

Kodiyeri: aa kandu.

Obama: aa bridge paninjapol kittiya commision vachu kettiyatha..

Obama came to kodiyeri-s house.

Obama: Ente veetine kaalum valiya veedu aanalo!

Engane kettiyatha...

Kodiyeri: Dhoorae oru bridge kando..

Obama: illa

Kodiyeri: Aa avide bridge kettan vendi thannathu vechu paninjatha..!!!-)

 

 

 

LKG last bench Rowdies:
Guy1:-aliya njan upsetada..
Guy2:-Why,any problem in the house..
Guy1:-No,innale njan slate vangan FOCUS mallil poyi,avide oru onnara vayasulla super figure-ne kandeda. Aval avalude ammayude tholathirunu enne nokki chiricheda
Guy2:-Athukazhinju endu sambhavichu..
Guy1:- Aval enne sradhikkaathe poyi.i-m so upset,randu divasamayi njan -CERELAC- kazhichitt...
Guy2:-don-t worry aliya nale avale Thottilode pokkam!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Aftr exam: If Pass..
sir- ninneyokke padipicha ente miduku.
Mom- ellam daivanugraham.
Dad- enteylle mon.
Lovr- lov u da..
Frnd- vaada, bar il pokam.

But if FAIL..
sir- classilum sradhikilla.
Mom- ellam aa mobile karanama.
Dad- ninteyalle mon, lalichu vashalakiko.
Lovr- eniku nine kanenda.
Frnd- vaada, bar il pokam.

 

 

 

 

Sardar: E pazhathin ethraya..
Kadakkaaran: Rs1
S: 60paisak tharumo..
K: :60ps-ku tholimatram kittum
S: inna 40 paisa,pazham maatram mathi -)