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Home » Funny » Jokes » Politics Sms » Sms » Top 5 Politics SMS

Top 5 Politics SMS

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Curvey truth -
“True people take help of lieness to tell the truth,
& Politicians take help of truth to tell the lie

 

 

 

 

GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
BF: Kahan milna hai?
GF: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
BF: Theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain!

 

 

 

Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai.

 

 

 

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

 

 

 

 

 

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

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  1. AnonymousAugust 5, 2014 at 8:23 PM

    Very nice collection. Impressed...

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